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More 💼 Work cards

• Status DotMy remote workday is 60% tasks and 40% convincing a little green dot I still exist.Super rare · No. 0574-1886
• Monday OptionsPick one: reply to 19 emails before coffee, or open one email that creates 19 more.Rare · No. 7450-9816
• Soft LandingMay your performance review mention specifics, money, and nothing you said in a panic in March.Rare · No. 9643-4252
• The Week PlanPick one: a 3-day work week, or a 5-day week where every meeting is an email.Rare · No. 9435-1616
• Slack ToneWhat’s the scariest Slack punctuation: period, ellipsis, or your manager typing and stopping three times?Common · No. 2273-1397
• Polite PanicI say “no worries” at work with the emotional range of someone currently assembling worries in bulk.Super rare · No. 8927-0759

What is Shitpost Gacha?

A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →