Pillow DiplomacyPillow (n.): the soft rectangle I blame before admitting my brain brought a clipboard.
Common card
Pillow Diplomacy
No. 7440-2777
- Rarity Common
- Topic 😴 Sleep
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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