Alarm Crimes

More 😴 Sleep cards

• Bad OptionsPick one: alarm at 6:30 and existential dread, or alarm at 6:45 and Olympic-level panic.Super rare · No. 4631-1381
• Sleep Or GracePick one: sleep 8 hours every night, or never feel cringe again.Super rare · No. 6914-7904
• Alarm MathI set five alarms and still negotiate with each one like I’m closing a very sleepy business deal.Rare · No. 4104-5975
• Three AMAt 3 a.m., what topic does your brain randomly become a licensed expert in?Common · No. 3786-1917
• Wide AwakeFill in the blank: I can’t sleep because ___.Common · No. 7419-3920
• Weekend OptionsPick one: ruin Saturday by waking early, or ruin Monday by becoming furniture until noon.Common · No. 0873-2656

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A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →