Old MagicPet name (n.): a silly word that becomes serious after 3,000 normal Tuesdays.
Rare card
Old Magic
No. 7827-0598
- Rarity Rare
- Topic 💘 Love
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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