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• Parent RevealPick one: your parents see your screen time, or your Spotify Wrapped.Rare · No. 1361-8688
• Grandparent RulesGrandparents will say “take some food home” like refusal is a felony they’re willing to prosecute.Rare · No. 0386-9008
• Holiday SeatingThe kids' table ending is not based on age. It ends when the family decides you can be trusted with gravy.Rare · No. 8091-6906
• Dad OptionsPick one: hold the flashlight wrong for Dad, or hear the same driveway story with new measurements.Common · No. 0090-7409
• Sibling MathOldest siblings calling a family meeting is funny because we all know they appointed themselves mayor during childhood.Rare · No. 4353-3994
• Photo RulesFamily photos should come with a 10-year forgiveness period. I was dressed by clearance racks and misplaced optimism.Common · No. 7708-8909

What is Shitpost Gacha?

A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →