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• Diet Starts TomorrowMy diet starts tomorrow. It has been tomorrow for three years.Common · No. 7920-8192
• Grocery ListGrocery List (n.): a tiny document I ignore the second a snack display makes eye contact.Common · No. 9449-3333
• Freezer FutureI put leftovers in the freezer for Future Me, a responsible stranger who apparently enjoys icy mysteries.Super rare · No. 1774-8096
• Leftover MathI pack leftovers with the confidence of someone who has never abandoned rice for six business days.Rare · No. 0332-6196
• Menu PanicSpecials (n.): the part of the menu I pretend to consider before ordering fries again.Common · No. 3226-5516
• Picky EaterI’m not a picky eater. I just have strong opinions about sauces. And everything else.Rare · No. 3456-3072

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A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →