Gentle EscapeMay your no be short, your guilt be brief, and your couch remember your shape.
Rare card
Gentle Escape
No. 7967-0856
- Rarity Rare
- Topic 🔋 Social battery
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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