Soft LandingMay your coffee be strong enough to forgive the mug you microwaved three times.
Common card
Soft Landing
No. 8064-2536
- Rarity Common
- Topic 🍕 Food
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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- Pizza PortalI checked the pizza tracker too many times and now the little car is in my driveway asking for emotional support.Rare · No. 3500-8824
- Menu ConfidenceI ask what the server recommends, then panic-order the first familiar noun my eyes can hold onto.Rare · No. 0945-7243
- Waiter LoopWhen the waiter says they’ll give me another minute, my brain deletes every food I’ve ever enjoyed.Super rare · No. 7524-0742
- Midnight TermsPick one: wake the house with a cabinet, or eat crackers in the dark like you’re hiding evidence.Rare · No. 1272-8916
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