Soft LandingMay your Sunday sleep be deep enough to fix nothing, but gentle enough to feel like a refund.
Common card
Soft Landing
No. 8118-3828
- Rarity Common
- Topic 😴 Sleep
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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