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More 💘 Love cards

• The Last FryLove is letting someone have the last slice and thinking about it for three business days.Super rare · No. 2008-9088
• Almost DatingWhat was your clearest “we are basically dating” moment with someone who still called it “hanging out”?Common · No. 0621-5203
• Soft LaunchIf we’re in a situationship, you don’t get boyfriend privileges with intern paperwork.Common · No. 1643-6030
• Long HaulPick one: split the blanket fairly, or start negotiations that make bedtime feel like a city council meeting.Common · No. 7052-9672
• Ex MathGoing back to an ex is brave because I also enjoy reopening a drawer that already bit me.Rare · No. 4936-8373
• App StandardsEverything is "too serious" to people who put one blurry couch photo on the app.Common · No. 3886-9927

What is Shitpost Gacha?

A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →