Resignation Math

More 💼 Work cards

• Waiting RoomSunday is just Monday’s waiting room with better snacks.Rare · No. 3470-9248
• Invite EnergyAny meeting invite without an agenda should arrive with snacks, apologies, and a little flag that says “we’re guessing.”Super rare · No. 5589-8165
• Inbox LawIf the email starts with 'just circling back,' I am spiritually allowed to walk one slow lap around my apartment.Rare · No. 8817-1756
• Sounds GoodI said “sounds good!” to something I didn’t hear in a meeting and now I lead the project.Super rare · No. 8798-4896
• Lunch RulesThe true workplace hierarchy is whoever can throw out mystery leftovers without starting a department incident.Common · No. 7397-8124
• The Week PlanPick one: a 4-day work week, or a 5-day week where every meeting has snacks.Rare · No. 9537-5104

What is Shitpost Gacha?

A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →