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• Bowl OpinionCereal after 9 p.m. is dinner wearing pajamas, and honestly it has better manners than most meals.Rare · No. 3485-2042
• Coffee LoyaltyBad coffee still gets finished if it was expensive. That's not taste, that's bookkeeping.Super rare · No. 1633-3757
• Diet SeasonDiet (n.): a brief meeting between me and a salad before the bread basket starts networking.Common · No. 0362-9878
• Bite PolicyIf your “small bite” changes the architecture of my sandwich, we are no longer in a sharing economy.Super rare · No. 7621-7723
• Pizza RulesUnpopular opinion: cold pizza is breakfast if it made eye contact with you before 10am.Common · No. 2087-8836
• Slice PolicyPizza cut into tiny squares tastes better, but I refuse to explain this to people who fear joy.Common · No. 4290-7834

What is Shitpost Gacha?

A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →