Hostile PlansEverything is “too last minute” to people who needed six business weeks to reject bowling.
Super rare card
Hostile Plans
No. 8755-5057
- Rarity Super rare
- Topic 👯 Friendship
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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