Receipt TakeIf a receipt fades before tax season, it should be legally considered a rumor.
Rare card
Receipt Take
No. 8949-1221
- Rarity Rare
- Topic 🧾 Adulting
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →