Home PlansStaying home on Friday feels bad for ten minutes, then my socks become the main event.
Rare card
Home Plans
No. 8955-6622
- Rarity Rare
- Topic 🔋 Social battery
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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