Bite TaxI said you could have a bite, not redesign my sandwich architecture.
Super rare card
Bite Tax
No. 8993-7545
- Rarity Super rare
- Topic 🍕 Food
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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