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More 💘 Love cards

• Dinner TrapPick one: choosing where to eat, or saying “anywhere is fine” and becoming the villain in a parked car.Rare · No. 4772-7658
• Soft LaunchJealousy (n.): checking who liked their post, then acting shocked when my own feelings are at the scene.Common · No. 5890-5781
• SituationshipSituationship (n.): all the drama of a relationship, none of the paperwork.Super rare · No. 0858-5216
• Cute WarningIf you call me “buddy” during an argument, I’m not calming down. I’m becoming a tiny courtroom.Super rare · No. 3929-5785
• Old HoodieRelationship (n.): finding their hoodie on your chair and knowing it lives there now.Common · No. 7636-0756
• Normal VoiceI can be mature about exes, as long as nobody says their name, hobby, birthday month, or favorite soup.Rare · No. 4686-9014

What is Shitpost Gacha?

A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →