Clinic Luck

More 🧾 Adulting cards

• Clean LaundryHamper (n.): the place clean clothes go after I lose the emotional strength to become organized.Rare · No. 9791-7991
• Calendar FearI put a doctor appointment in my calendar and immediately need a second appointment to recover from scheduling it.Rare · No. 9425-0966
• Mess RevealWhat chore did you ignore so long it developed a personality? Mine was the laundry chair, and she’s thriving.Super rare · No. 6551-5933
• Thirty MathI turned 30 and immediately started saying “early” about plans that begin at 7:30.Rare · No. 0110-3267
• The ListI write “make a to-do list” on my to-do list just to cross it off.Rare · No. 1462-1440
• Second ErrandNothing humbles you like a quick errand that needs a second errand.Rare · No. 5263-7696

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A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →