Yoga Logic

More 🏋️ Fitness cards

• Selfie PolicyGym selfies should require a cool-down period because confidence taken near flattering lighting is not legally emotionally binding.Common · No. 3628-2593
• Pose PolicyGym selfies before the workout feel optimistic. Afterward, it's just evidence with sweat.Common · No. 9708-9923
• Video PauseI paused the workout video to catch my breath and my reflection started doing side quests in the black screen.Common · No. 8224-0532
• Leg WeatherSoreness (n.): the forecast where tomorrow has a 90% chance of making weird noises when you stand.Rare · No. 9212-2215
• Step AuditBe honest: how many steps have you earned today from walking into rooms and forgetting the mission?Common · No. 8359-8421
• Stairs MeetingAfter leg day, I stand at the top of the stairs like we need to discuss our future together.Rare · No. 1142-7472

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