Soft LandingMay your next purchase be boring, useful, and somehow exactly what the drawer was missing.
Common card
Soft Landing
No. 9378-1455
- Rarity Common
- Topic 💸 Money
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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