Thirty MathBeing 30 (n.): saying "quick errand" and returning home needing a chair and silence.
Super rare card
Thirty Math
No. 9397-2519
- Rarity Super rare
- Topic 🧾 Adulting
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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