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• Menu PeaceI know it’s love because we can stare at the menu for 18 minutes and blame the restaurant together.Rare · No. 0407-4937
• The IckWhat’s the smallest thing that instantly gave you the ick?Common · No. 6996-2240
• Typing PortalThey started typing, stopped, and now I’m pacing the kitchen like the microwave contains a prophecy.Super rare · No. 8655-7813
• Table WarWe said “anything’s fine” so many times the GPS drove us to a cornfield and asked for closure.Super rare · No. 0649-2777
• Cute EnoughCalling everyone “love” is adorable, but I need a seating chart before I emotionally invest in the word.Rare · No. 8431-5051
• Table ForWe couldn’t choose dinner, so now we’re eating crackers over the sink while the fridge judges our bloodline.Super rare · No. 9184-3538

What is Shitpost Gacha?

A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →