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• Oldest ChildOldest child (n.): the emergency contact for emergencies nobody told me were happening.Rare · No. 8041-7933
• Question PolicyRelatives should have to unlock personal questions by first correctly remembering what I do for work.Legendary · No. 0207-2547
• Question ParadeAunt asked if I’m seeing anyone, and now six relatives are forming a search party with snacks and opinions.Rare · No. 5677-7181
• Going On The InternetMy parents still think the internet is a place you “go on.”Common · No. 7727-3856
• Mom VoiceI use my mom’s exact sigh now. I hated that update, but the software installed itself.Super rare · No. 5456-3161
• Memory LaneWhat childhood rule at your house made sense then but sounds absolutely fake when you explain it now?Common · No. 7170-3112

What is Shitpost Gacha?

A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →