Bad OptionsPick one: answer “quick question” honestly, or pretend your headphones became part of your skull.
Common card
Bad Options
No. 0375-8208
- Rarity Common
- Topic 💼 Work
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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