Old ProblemsI miss when touching my toes was a playground trick, not a quarterly performance review.
Super rare card
Old Problems
No. 1070-6785
- Rarity Super rare
- Topic 🏋️ Fitness
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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