Almost Plans

More 👯 Friendship cards

• Group CounselI asked one friend for advice and accidentally summoned a panel, a snack break, and three conflicting PowerPoint energies.Common · No. 0986-1227
• The Quiet ChatThe group chat is quiet. Too quiet. Someone is getting talked about in the “no Mike” group chat.Super rare · No. 4596-2752
• Toxic TraitMy toxic trait is assuming my friends are free just because I’m free.Common · No. 1644-6208
• Adult FriendshipFriendship after 35 is sending each other memes and saying “we need to catch up” until one of us dies.Super rare · No. 9143-8848
• Plan DamagePick one: make weekend plans in January, or explain “maybe” to seven adults with calendars.Common · No. 2099-7538
• Ride Or DieReal friends don’t ask “why.” They ask “what time” and “should I bring bail money.”Super rare · No. 4160-5632

What is Shitpost Gacha?

A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →