Bad OptionsPick one: wash the pan immediately, or let it become tomorrow's personality test.
Rare card
Bad Options
No. 1849-7629
- Rarity Rare
- Topic 🍕 Food
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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