Bad OptionsPick one: say no now, or attend later with the personality of a low battery warning.
Rare card
Bad Options
No. 2578-7384
- Rarity Rare
- Topic 🔋 Social battery
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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