Battery NoticeMy social battery doesn’t die dramatically; it starts answering every question with “yeah, totally.”
Legendary card
Battery Notice
No. 2975-9963
- Rarity Legendary
- Topic 🔋 Social battery
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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