Exit ClauseLeaving early should count as attending if I wore outside pants and remembered one name.
Rare card
Exit Clause
No. 4211-5668
- Rarity Rare
- Topic 🔋 Social battery
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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