Soft LandingMay your next crush text back before you've cleaned the whole kitchen out of fear.
Common card
Soft Landing
No. 4783-6699
- Rarity Common
- Topic 💘 Love
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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