Status UpdateI write “almost done” when the task has entered my life emotionally, not technically.
Super rare card
Status Update
No. 5496-2086
- Rarity Super rare
- Topic 💼 Work
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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What is Shitpost Gacha?
A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →