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More 🍕 Food cards

• Delivery PortalThe delivery app said my food was nearby, so I refreshed until the map opened a small emotional wormhole.Rare · No. 2118-6871
• Fridge LightFridge Light (n.): the tiny spotlight where I audition snacks for a role called “not dinner.Common · No. 5047-0121
• Bite TaxCan I have a bite?” is cute until the bite has engineering plans and removes the structural center.Super rare · No. 2864-1104
• Slice MathI save pizza for tomorrow by leaving one slice, then visit it at midnight like a concerned relative.Rare · No. 3522-4658
• Door StandoffPick one: meet the delivery driver instantly, or hide while the bag judges your windowsill.Common · No. 5558-4645
• Bean SpiralI opened a new coffee bag and now the kitchen smells productive, so naturally I’m answering emails from 2019.Common · No. 9166-4058

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A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →