Soft LaunchSituationship (n.): making weekend plans with someone who still feels listed under Maybe.
Rare card
Soft Launch
No. 9301-2062
- Rarity Rare
- Topic 💘 Love
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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